24, pisces, love to laugh, offensive sense of humor, love drag queensTumblr (3.0; @saraya6297)http://saraya6297.tumblr.com/<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://cowboybeboop.tumblr.com/post/50956943212/viste-cowboybeboop-reblog-if-u-were-on">cowboybeboop</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://viste.tumblr.com/post/50947453645/cowboybeboop-reblog-if-u-were-on-tumblr-before">viste</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://cowboybeboop.tumblr.com/post/50840473639/reblog-if-u-were-on-tumblr-before-yahoo-bought-it">cowboybeboop</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>reblog if u were on tumblr<em> before</em> yahoo bought it </p> </blockquote> <p>IT’S LITERALLY BEEN LIKE A DAY AND WHAT ARE YOU EVEN TRYING TO ACHIEVE WITH THIS POST</p> </blockquote> <p>only a true tumblrite would understand. you just outed yourself as a yahooligan</p> </blockquote>http://saraya6297.tumblr.com/post/51000680395http://saraya6297.tumblr.com/post/51000680395Tue, 21 May 2013 13:47:33 -0400<p><a href="http://hangoverpart3.tumblr.com/post/50949654773" class="tumblr_blog">hangoverpart3</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/8950a48ed4a292eeef24562a79b9be8a/tumblr_inline_mmgz8tNw8D1qz4rgp.gif"/></p></blockquote>http://saraya6297.tumblr.com/post/50991768160http://saraya6297.tumblr.com/post/50991768160Tue, 21 May 2013 11:02:00 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/c728cb829408eb4275cd87f06299d06e/tumblr_mmtk57qc1e1rkfvjso1_r1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/eb38b45179cb556a311684eaa6894a59/tumblr_mmtk57qc1e1rkfvjso2_500.png"/><br/> <br/>http://saraya6297.tumblr.com/post/50991759759http://saraya6297.tumblr.com/post/50991759759Tue, 21 May 2013 11:01:51 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/e5e9bcb9a70d9d37d49c7c4a20531968/tumblr_mn2vgpibTd1qfep67o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://lickylick.tumblr.com/post/50952612028/nom-x" class="tumblr_blog">lickylick</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>nom x</p></blockquote>http://saraya6297.tumblr.com/post/50990243798http://saraya6297.tumblr.com/post/50990243798Tue, 21 May 2013 10:29:24 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/0244fc918c6ef79bfb9e72527f6f1025/tumblr_mf5b787E1W1qdlh1io1_500.gif"/><br/><br/>http://saraya6297.tumblr.com/post/50990231172http://saraya6297.tumblr.com/post/50990231172Tue, 21 May 2013 10:29:06 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/017440744b449614d56bf28cec8cd02a/tumblr_mn3woiX7Kb1qmmz6mo1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/9d7ed7ff86d3dec4254db02330110e38/tumblr_mn3woiX7Kb1qmmz6mo2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/bb5dd9cb54ac5e39cf420591381d2ada/tumblr_mn3woiX7Kb1qmmz6mo3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/d50e7d4da156e48c3e96e3e464cfd08d/tumblr_mn3woiX7Kb1qmmz6mo4_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/57db3654c19e2eb57baa848a4ebd06d5/tumblr_mn3woiX7Kb1qmmz6mo5_400.gif"/><br/> <br/><p><a href="http://funniest.1000notes.com/post/50978321019/barksysofetch-best-sass-from-the-bbmas-this" class="tumblr_blog">the-absolute-funniest-posts</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://barksysofetch.tumblr.com/post/50917167450/best-sass-from-the-bbmas-this-year">barksysofetch</a>:</p> <p>BEST SASS FROM THE BBMA’S THIS YEAR!!!!</p></blockquote>http://saraya6297.tumblr.com/post/50986241870http://saraya6297.tumblr.com/post/50986241870Tue, 21 May 2013 08:54:54 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/24006fa2bd122743d7f60300323ec43b/tumblr_mmuew9UoWu1qgzd0ao1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/4d4326d18fa5515b2eb1beaf48a600cb/tumblr_mmuew9UoWu1qgzd0ao2_500.png"/><br/> <br/>http://saraya6297.tumblr.com/post/50986044279http://saraya6297.tumblr.com/post/50986044279Tue, 21 May 2013 08:49:47 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/d6049176ce773aabebca513076168d3b/tumblr_mn14yrulPI1qdlh1io1_400.gif"/><br/><br/>http://saraya6297.tumblr.com/post/50924043950http://saraya6297.tumblr.com/post/50924043950Mon, 20 May 2013 15:05:46 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://maxterbate.tumblr.com/post/50752426909/maxterbate-why-dont-you-guys-want-yahoo-to-buy">maxterbate</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://maxterbate.tumblr.com/post/50752275954/why-dont-you-guys-want-yahoo-to-buy-tumblr-free">maxterbate</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Why dont you guys want Yahoo to buy Tumblr?</p> <p>Free chocolate milk for everyone</p> </blockquote> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/8d3e9d1d8d60efdae327756bd463120d/tumblr_inline_mn0fjiCofw1qz4rgp.png"/>i have just been informed on this</p> </blockquote>http://saraya6297.tumblr.com/post/50819155020http://saraya6297.tumblr.com/post/50819155020Sun, 19 May 2013 09:58:10 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/c945876ac0d10719c3a4b904ecf7eed9/tumblr_mmtsldRPMa1so58mbo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://saraya6297.tumblr.com/post/50770172338http://saraya6297.tumblr.com/post/50770172338Sat, 18 May 2013 20:12:05 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/57129bdf63cecdf04424d013ac04c18e/tumblr_mmygl5rzsk1s8asgxo1_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/9db4a002d1b10880ef62f44e960ec292/tumblr_mmygl5rzsk1s8asgxo2_500.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://saraya6297.tumblr.com/post/50666003724http://saraya6297.tumblr.com/post/50666003724Fri, 17 May 2013 14:43:10 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbnw42Vnhd1qaogn9o1_400.gif"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://runwhenisayrunfightwhenisayfight.tumblr.com/post/48447672581/ahorsecalledhonour-fixthefisherking">runwhenisayrunfightwhenisayfight</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://ahorsecalledhonour.tumblr.com/post/48446660767/fixthefisherking-banjaxed-nightlifemingus">ahorsecalledhonour</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://fixthefisherking.tumblr.com/post/48445029204/banjaxed-nightlifemingus-nosdrinker">fixthefisherking</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://banjaxed.tumblr.com/post/48444401389/nightlifemingus-nosdrinker">banjaxed</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://nightlifemingus.tumblr.com/post/47174154370/nosdrinker-hypnotiqradiance-if-you-dont-get">nightlifemingus</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://nosdrinker.tumblr.com/post/47174059893">nosdrinker</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://hypnotiqradiance.tumblr.com/post/39596466534/if-you-dont-get-this-reference-youre-too-young">hypnotiqradiance</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>If you don’t get this reference, you’re too young for tumblr.</p> </blockquote> <p>are you fucking kidding me pixar puts out a movie ever year a baby would get this reference</p> </blockquote> <p>it’s not pixar it’s a reference to that time in 1994 when lamps became sentient humanoids</p> <p>many were lost that day</p> </blockquote> <p>It was a grim day for mankind. My parents took refuge in a cave and thus saved us from certain death; we lived close to a lamp factory at the time and the surrounding region was utterly devastated in the conflict.</p> </blockquote> <p>My brother fought one off using only an egg whisk and a pogo stick.</p> </blockquote> <p>Only 90s kids remember the Lampocalypse</p> </blockquote> <p>My father still has the scars from where one stole his kidney</p> </blockquote>http://saraya6297.tumblr.com/post/50655080063http://saraya6297.tumblr.com/post/50655080063Fri, 17 May 2013 11:12:33 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/00db79db7294f919912e2828db66d3b6/tumblr_ml6nicziWA1so58mbo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://funniest.1000notes.com/post/50604969335/this-post-has-been-featured-on" class="tumblr_blog">the-absolute-funniest-posts</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><em><small>This post has been featured on a <a href="http://www.1000notes.com/">1000notes.com</a> blog.</small></em></p></blockquote>http://saraya6297.tumblr.com/post/50654833396http://saraya6297.tumblr.com/post/50654833396Fri, 17 May 2013 11:07:17 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/c3040f5ecf891dbc38b5a2257b95ad98/tumblr_mmuyusksKD1qe1ymno1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://take-a-break-and-laugh.tumblr.com/post/50580850101/has-it-ever-occurred-to-you-that-people-actually">take-a-break-and-laugh</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>has it ever occurred to you that people actually work in dildo factories for a living</p> </blockquote>http://saraya6297.tumblr.com/post/50654769439http://saraya6297.tumblr.com/post/50654769439Fri, 17 May 2013 11:05:55 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/2736e70f48956580470aaa16c94336f1/tumblr_mmwyyyGUzi1qewacoo9_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/74978bac4f2fe137e5257ca930d592e3/tumblr_mmwyyyGUzi1qewacoo1_500.jpg"/><br/> Steve Carell<br/><br/> <img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/16ad0ca948f913df6a32d04645a677f8/tumblr_mmwyyyGUzi1qewacoo6_500.jpg"/><br/> Angelina Jolie<br/><br/> <img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/0bf657f0e1bc1f4387dd514a612b32a5/tumblr_mmwyyyGUzi1qewacoo3_500.jpg"/><br/> Keanu Reeves<br/><br/> <img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/342aafdb51f1bb3f42640d4eb49a308c/tumblr_mmwyyyGUzi1qewacoo5_500.jpg"/><br/> Leonardo DiCaprio<br/><br/> <img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/292f848a19fe0462be860f5925fd4528/tumblr_mmwyyyGUzi1qewacoo7_500.jpg"/><br/> Taylor Swift<br/><br/> <img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/190b7119f0fd07c281472a45878fdc79/tumblr_mmwyyyGUzi1qewacoo8_500.jpg"/><br/> Jim Parsons<br/><br/> <img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/5936146d4f56f8eb90531b04ad64118c/tumblr_mmwyyyGUzi1qewacoo4_500.jpg"/><br/> Robert Downey, Jr.<br/><br/> <img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/ba164fe2faa6705acb00919460eed80e/tumblr_mmwyyyGUzi1qewacoo2_500.jpg"/><br/> Mama June (Honey Boo Boo's Mom)<br/><br/> <p><a href="http://tumblr.tastefullyoffensive.com/post/50609130047/classic-paintings-recreated-using-modern" class="tumblr_blog">tastefullyoffensive</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><strong>Classic Paintings Recreated Using Modern Celebrities<br/><br/></strong>[<a href="http://www.worth1000.com/contests/29622/">worth1000</a>/<a href="http://laughingsquid.com/classic-paintings-recreated-using-the-faces-of-modern-celebrities/">laughingsquid</a>]</p></blockquote>http://saraya6297.tumblr.com/post/50654699328http://saraya6297.tumblr.com/post/50654699328Fri, 17 May 2013 11:04:25 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://herriestiles.tumblr.com/post/36087068117/shelterfromcold-two-deer-walk-out-of-a-gay">herriestiles</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://shelterfromcold.tumblr.com/post/14425780067/two-deer-walk-out-of-a-gay-bar-one-turns-to-the">shelterfromcold</a>:</p> <blockquote> <div class="usertext-body"> <div class="md"> <p>two deer walk out of a gay bar, one turns to the other and says “man, i can’t believe i blew thirty bucks in there”.</p> </div> </div> </blockquote> <p>this literally took me forever to get</p> </blockquote>http://saraya6297.tumblr.com/post/50653748146http://saraya6297.tumblr.com/post/50653748146Fri, 17 May 2013 10:44:03 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7dthyRKMp1qaw44ro1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://awesomephilia.com/post/50624084505/shawna-marie-supposedly-there-is-a-new-study" class="tumblr_blog">awesomephilia</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://shawna-marie.tumblr.com/post/27518988973/supposedly-there-is-a-new-study-that-says-when-a">shawna-marie</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Supposedly there is a new study that says when a woman sits on a guy’s hips when he is doing a chest press, his testosterone rises up to about 97.9% which promotes strength and muscle growth.</p> </blockquote> <p>Probably not the only thing that rises up to about 97.9%</p></blockquote>http://saraya6297.tumblr.com/post/50653719143http://saraya6297.tumblr.com/post/50653719143Fri, 17 May 2013 10:43:24 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_llk2a6F5Mo1qjt9p1o1_r1_500.gif"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://intotherabbithole.tumblr.com/post/50627760035/befera-misatofanclub-rose-gold" class="tumblr_blog">intotherabbithole</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://befera.tumblr.com/post/49991402004/misatofanclub-rose-gold-ch3guevara">befera</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://misatofanclub.tumblr.com/post/38133176558/rose-gold-ch3guevara-stupid-bitch-chose">misatofanclub</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://rose---gold.tumblr.com/post/38093243528/ch3guevara-stupid-bitch-chose-vanilla-pudding">rose—-gold</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://ch3guevara.tumblr.com/post/26169193915/stupid-bitch-chose-vanilla-pudding-john-smith">ch3guevara</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>stupid bitch.. chose vanilla pudding john smith ass over your sexy ass bear claw paw print on ur manly ass chest having mocha sexy ass ass</p> <p>pocahontas was the worst</p> </blockquote> <p>what did i just read</p> </blockquote> <p>i am LAUGHING</p> </blockquote> <p>VANILLA PUDDING JOHN SMITH OMFG</p> </blockquote> <p>the interracial struggle is real</p></blockquote>http://saraya6297.tumblr.com/post/50653514050http://saraya6297.tumblr.com/post/50653514050Fri, 17 May 2013 10:38:55 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/11763a3bdd3371fcd7e0890f49c1048f/tumblr_mk5npsBkDi1rg04myo1_500.gif"/><br/><br/>http://saraya6297.tumblr.com/post/50651885538http://saraya6297.tumblr.com/post/50651885538Fri, 17 May 2013 10:02:07 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/dcf73724e437ef53acb3675d6801eb9e/tumblr_mmrtbqZlOD1qik1yto1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/23934e0dbe24cd0014e78a6d4cc94d83/tumblr_mmrtbqZlOD1qik1yto2_500.png"/><br/> <br/><p>oh tumblr, you slay me</p>http://saraya6297.tumblr.com/post/50651666836http://saraya6297.tumblr.com/post/50651666836Fri, 17 May 2013 09:57:13 -0400