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I am Chuck Norris Awesome, explains a lot
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So today I told my brother I wasn’t going to let him use my laptop and he swore he would get me back. An hour later I realized he was missing but I didn’t care and then the doorbell rang and I went to see who it was and here he was…
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Gilbert Gottfried Reads Fifty Shades of Grey
Hilarious!!!!
RuPaul feat. Lady Bunny - Lollipop (official music video)
i cANT STOP...
And I been wondering… Can I come over?
Hysteria move trailer
part 3
• Accidentally close a tab? Ctrl+Shift+T reopens it.
• Bananas release dopamine, eat them when you’re sad.
• CTRL+SHIFT+ESC is...
1.
I say, ‘I am fat.’
He says ‘No, you are beautiful.’
I wonder why I cannot be both.
He kisses me
hard.
2.
My college theater professor...
Oh, Hydrogen Peroxide....